"In your yard I am the Ferengi man, very odd and chunky"
Via Squidoo I found a tired old Youtube phenomenon which is new to me: Buffalaxing, named after Buffalax (possibly a nom-de-youtube). He makes up English lyrics that sort of sound like the Hindi soundtracks of the mysterious Bollywood song-and-dance routines. Here's one:
This is actually how I've learned hard songs in foreign languages, particularly in Greek, which I find almost impenetrable. I make up fake cognates and memorize them instead.