The Urban Caballero's Apartment

In the past five days, two significant misfortunes have befallen the Urban Caballero's apartment:

1) The toilet overflowed and leaked down four floors through four different people's apartments

2) A mouse (or something) died behind the wall and stank up the place.


We are city dwellers. These things happen. The Urban Caballero deserves no blame for either of these two unfortunate occurrences. However, given this recent stroke of bad luck, the Urban Caballero and I have decided that he should no longer be keeping the paper towels on top of the stove burners.