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Man, 9th avenue is crazy. even for straight people. Today I was walking down the street and a rumply mid-30s-old hipster introduced himself to me, and presented me with a flyer for a concert of his that had passed. he asked my birthday, and when I told him, he said "Scorpios really like my music. It's sensitive." I told him very sensitively that I was looking for someone younger.