Tenemos papa!

Miguel has transcribed a Monty Python Pope routine. Here is just a sample, go see the rest at his site...

Ximinez:	NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again. (Exit and exeunt)
Chapman:	I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. (JARRING CHORD) (The cardinals burst in)
Ximinez:	NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn! (To Cardinal Biggles) I can't say it - you'll have to say it.
Biggles:	What?
Ximinez:	You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are...'
Biggles:	(rather horrified): I couldn't do that...