Melina: On Undergraduates

I love undergraduates. Lively, friendly people. Out to do good in the world. Generally harmless. But they do not know how to plan. On about 48 hours notice, I am housing three of them so that they can attend Zlatne Uste's Golden Festival in New York City.

I think this will be a right good time. But could they maybe have told me just a little bit sooner?

--Melina, washing sheets and towels