I heard this joke at the end of an episode of Hill Street Blues, which I was watching while I worked out.
An ant and an elephant make love all night. Next morning, the ant wakes up and finds that the elephant is dead. "Damn," says the ant, "one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!" |
by melinama @ 5:45 AM
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Best of Pratie Place:
In which I take Menticia and Itxa to the beach
I go sailing, make biofuel, and have blissful moments.
Bulgarian National Revival Architecture
Lunch with a Curmudgeonly Friend
Blueberries, Hot Sauce, Yoga, and deep-fat-fried Twinkies
Bad Spelling and Weird Food at the State Fair
Omagh, Bluegrass, the Sacred Harp, and Bollywood
Brides Do Not Control the Heavens
Scott's Fatal Antarctic Expedition
Lorax Hall of Shame #1, #2, #3, #4, #5
Sweet Potato Queens' Advice to the Lovelorn
Wedding Vendors - some not very useful rankings
Republican Woodstock: The Neshoba County Fair
A few of my daughter
Melina's great posts:
If you don't eat bones, your teeth won't hurt.
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