The ant and the elephant
I heard this joke at the end of an episode of Hill Street Blues, which I was watching while I worked out.
An ant and an elephant make love all night.
Next morning, the ant wakes up and finds that the elephant is dead.
"Damn," says the ant, "one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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