From my friend Sharon, and before that, who knows?
A blonde was speeding down the road in a little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The cop asked for the driver's license. She dug through her purse, getting more and more frantic.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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