Sunday, February 20, 2005

Viking Incursion at Wal-Mart, 848 AD

Aelfred of Dunwoody Recalls a Viking Incursion at Wal-Mart, 848 AD.

From the wonderful blog The Banterist:

"First to fall was the greeter, Matthew the Elder, pierc'd in the throat by an arrow. Those of us who survived this day owe him great thanks, as before he fell he was able to alert the nearby cashiers. With speed and determination they took it upon themselves to spread the message that the Vikings were setting upon us in short order, having parked their longboats in all the handicapped spaces. ... "

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