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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Best. Buy. Ever. (Brian Sack)

From Brian Sack, the Banterist.

Employees I've dealt with at electronics mega-retailer Best Buy, placed in other lines of work.
  • COMEDY CLUB EMCEE
    Tells audience he'll "be right with them" and spends the next eight minutes trying to break down a cardboard box.

  • PHARMACIST
    Says he needs a key for the cabinet. Goes and looks for a key. Says he doesn't know who has the key. Shrugs.

  • NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE
    Is adamant that SBUX is around $80 per share. Finally consults a computer and admits it's $34 and he doesn't know what happened because he's sure it was $80 yesterday.

  • POLICEMAN
    Can't help you with the stabbing because he's only familiar with larceny.

  • WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
    Answers all questions with "Mmmmmmhmmmm." When asked directly if he knows what he's talking about, excuses himself and doesn't return.

  • WAITER
    Knows they definitely don't carry bread because they only sell food. Checks with manager. Had no idea bread was food.

  • WHOLE FOODS CLERK
    When asked for parsley, leads you to squash.


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1 Comments:

At 1:26 PM, Anonymous alma said...

ROFL!!! Describes Mr.Snow precisely!

 

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