"Stupid Off-field Injuries" via GQ

Zed arrived home with the new collection of National Geographic best-of photos - his favorite was the leaping armadillo. Melina and her boyfriend arrived with GQ, giggling over this article (I think the claim of "stupidest" is rash - surely stupider things than this have happened).

Happy Thanksgiving!

GQ's "Stupidest Off-field Injuries of All Time"

Wade Boggs	Bruised ribs	Fell onto couch while attempting to pull on cowboy boots	One start
Darren Barnard	Ankle ligament damage	Slipped in puppy urine	Five months
Lionel Simmons	Tendinitis	Game Boy tendinitis	Two games
Freddie Ljungberg	Inflamed lymphatic gland	Infected tattoo	ONe month
Glenn Healy	Deep cut to left thumb, requiring ten stitches	Cut himself while disassembling vintage bagpipes	Off-season

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