Taxes, Curses, then Music
I finally got my taxes done, without throwing anything through the window, but just barely. I recommend AGAINST TurboTax this year, it has become evil and counter-intuitive, with forms that cannot be deleted (or rather, you can delete them but they'll come back again and again) and if you try to do anything out of order your return will instantly be turned into a Mobius strip. Ask how I know.
There are hundreds of important pieces of paper strewn all over the floor (I work best on the rug), it looks like the bad guys tossed my place.
Then serendipitously I came upon a site which will generate as many pseudo-Shakespearean Elizabethan curses as you need. I put in for 10 and got these:
Thou quailing fly-bitten maggot-pie!When you are doing YOUR taxes, try the Elizabethan Curse Generator for some relief. Via Gaelic North Carolina.
Thou venomed motley-minded jack-a-nape!
Thou lewd knotty-pated hedge-pig!
Thou spleeny shrill-gorged dogfish!
Thou beslubbering spur-galled whey-face!
Thou gorbellied guts-griping egg-shell!
Thou cockered dread-bolted strumpet!
Thou loggerheaded motley-minded strumpet!
Thou haughty evil-eyed gudgeon!
Thou roguish sheep-biting skainsmate!
OK, I feel better now and I'm ready for a party (see above), but there's nobody here.
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