Two more from Overheard in New York;
Girl #1: I remember it so clearly, like it was yesterday.
Girl #2: It was today.
Barista: "Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds."
A Guy: Excuse me?
Barista: I was reading the tea bag tag.
Guy: You read a lot of tea bags?
Barista: Sometimes they have something important to say.
--51st St. deli
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