Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Owed two uh spelling chequer

Found on my Yale class listserv...

Owed two uh spelling chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer.
It came with my pee see.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye ken knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me win I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting fore too pleas.

-- Sauce Unknown

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At 1:49 AM, Blogger Cap'n Sylvia Sharkbait said...

Ha ha! This is why I turned mine off long ago. Thank you for the chuckle.


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