Sunday, July 23, 2006

And the winner is...

Miss Puerto Rico. We are disappointed. We thought Miss Japan was robbed.

The final round is determined by the answering of bland questions. We were trying to think of much better ways to determine the winner of Miss Universe:

-Make them answer geography questions.
-Make them play Risk.
-Make them fight each other with the traditional weapons of their country.


At 11:39 PM, Blogger kenju said...

I clicked back and forth to see bits and pieces of the contest. I missed the questions and I thought they should have picked Miss Switzerland.

At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should make them arm wrestle while sitting in a small inflatable pool filled with lime jello, wearing their official traditional country lime jello wrestling outfits. This would be for just the final selection though, as it might drag on too long.

At 7:37 PM, Blogger Miguel said...

Whatever happened to justifiable female outrage at the blatant exploitation of the gentler gender?


I didn't even know the thing was on. Will it be on pay-per-view? The unrated version?

Now, THAT would draw a crowd.



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