"Stupid Off-field Injuries" via GQ
Zed arrived home with the new collection of National Geographic best-of photos - his favorite was the leaping armadillo. Melina and her boyfriend arrived with GQ, giggling over this article (I think the claim of "stupidest" is rash - surely stupider things than this have happened).
GQ's "Stupidest Off-field Injuries of All Time"
|Wade Boggs||Bruised ribs||Fell onto couch while attempting to pull on cowboy boots||One start|
|Darren Barnard||Ankle ligament damage||Slipped in puppy urine||Five months|
|Lionel Simmons||Tendinitis||Game Boy tendinitis||Two games|
|Freddie Ljungberg||Inflamed lymphatic gland||Infected tattoo||ONe month|
|Glenn Healy||Deep cut to left thumb, requiring ten stitches||Cut himself while disassembling vintage bagpipes||Off-season|
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