Kung Fu Quotes
Thanks to everybody for their kind wishes about my son! I'm home from the hospital for a few minutes to grab some clean clothes and to send you this pre-prepared moment of good cheer from Joygreetings you will find "a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong--you know, those awful Saturday afternoon super-dubbed kung fu flicks where you know for certain that the translation has nothing to do with the actual Chinese dialogue. Here are a few of them. Site via Cynical-C:
- I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
- Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
- A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
- You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- You daring lousy guy.
- Beat him out of recognizable shape!
- I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
- Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
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